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how to deal with a rude little boy

2005'08.08
My neighbor's male kid surprisingly has become a shockingly rude person who doesn't respect his elders. And I told Sky-chan about what happened, so the both of us came up with this lame NEWS skit. XD Really baka-ish...
Before I type it out, here is the actual thing that went on.

My mum was outside looking at downstairs in the corridor, when that kid ran to the door, shouting, "Auntie, this is not your place! Go back into your house! This is MY PLACE!" And my mum was furious. So he was scolded. And he's only in Kindergarten, wow.

So, here's the NEWS-tified version.

*Kusano is standing on the corridor.*
Kid BOY: This is not your place! Go back into your house! This corridor belongs to me!
Kusano: *shocked* What did you say?! Hey don't forget this big nii-chan here plays with you almost everyday! And this corridor is not yours!
Tegoshi: HAHAHA!! *he starts laughing really hard at the comical sight, stamping his feet, clapping his hands.*
Yamapi: *starts writing into ketai* I saw this rude lil kid next to Shi-chan's home. He's really rude. I will never say such things like him And if I ever have a kid, he will not turn like him either. Rehearsal today was... *continues typing web message*
Uchi: AH! *goes up to little kid* Excuse me? What did you say?! Hello?? Do you know who you're talking to? Why are kids nowadays so naughty?! If you're my own kid I could've slapped-
*Tegoshi is still laughing*
Ryo: *looks up from ero magazine then looks back into it* Oi, Uchi-kun, give the little boy a break. Don't be biased against baby boys. You're always so sweet to baby girls.
Koyama: *looks up from his cooking* Hey that commotion!
Uchi: *continues to scold and complain about kid to Ryo at the same time.* You should have seen how he thought this corridor was his-
Koyama:*runs outside* Ehh!! LITTLE KID!!!!! You should never be so rude to your elders! Come, I shall teach you some moral values okay... *squats down and holds kid's arms* Firstly, this is called a public corridor, and it belongs to EVERYONE, not just you. And secondly, you should learn to respect your elders and mind your Ps and Qs~ Get it?
Kid: ... *nods once*
Koyama: Well done! I shall hand you a bookmark. Heehee~ *passes a bookmark to kid*
Kid: *when Koyama turns his back, throws the bookmark out the window*
*And at this moment... Massu walks past...*
Massu: *bookmark lands on his head* Huh? What's this? *picks bookmark and looks up* LITTERING?! Who was littering?! *runs up the stairs* Hey you, why did you litter? Did you know it is wrong to litter? You'll pollute the environment, and you are so young only!
Koyama: Ah he must've dropped it by accident!! Here, I have another bookmark...
*Tegoshi is STILL laughing*
Shige: Tadaima~ Hm why are you all glaring at the kid?
Uchi: He was rude! He said this corridor belonged to him!
Shige: Little kid, did you know to claim this corridor belongs to you is against the law? It belogns to the government and i intended to be used by everyone. According to law #326 you are underaged to be charged or sent to jail...
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